WormWatch

Worm Wit

Q: What reads and lives in an apple?
A: A bookworm!

Q: What’s the best advice to give to a worm?
A: Sleep late!

Q: What kind of worm do you use for measuring?
A: An inchworm!

Q: What do you call a female worm?
A: A worman!

Q: What did the alien say to the worm?
A: Greetings Earthworm!

Q: What is a worm’s favourite gum?
A: Wrigley’s!

Q: What is a worm’s favourite dance?
A: The worm!